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one of my favourite misheard the 1975 lyrics is:
i like your face despite your nose
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
is this what having a penis is like
Can someone make me the happiest girl in the world and take me on a date to an amusement park and buy me an icecream?
That’s all I ask!
Let’s go! Let’s go!
i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT