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i'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind

i'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind

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When I cheat on my tree bf

me: I'm sorry babe I love u
bf: just go. leaf.

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

(Source: eggito, via encourage)

1975kisses:

one of my favourite misheard the 1975 lyrics is:
i like your face despite your nose

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via encourage)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via outrights)

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via encourage)

getting-rid-of-this-fat:

liveloveroxy:

getting-rid-of-this-fat:

Can someone make me the happiest girl in the world and take me on a date to an amusement park and buy me an icecream?

That’s all I ask!

Let’s go! Let’s go!

Okay when?

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

(Source: quibbs, via outrights)